![]() Bob’s Printers and Convenience Store, Topeka. (1994) Color me surprised: people eaters around the world. The purple people eater also likes short shorts, but it remains uncertain whether it is referring to its preferred clothing or – more worryingly – its choice in victims. The vaunted horn (still collected to this day for traditional Chinese medicine – the unfortunate Five-Eyed Nineteen-Horned Plodding Orange People Eater was driven to extinction in this way) is actually hollow, and serves as an amplifier for its mellow trumpeting vocalizations. Furthermore, it is not improbable that a diet of high-pigment purple people would render the purple people eater purple itself after all, flamingos dye themselves pink with shrimp, and the Four-Eyed Three-Horned Crawling Cobalt People Eater is a rich blue color owing to its primary diet of smurfs.Įither way, it is clearly some kind of trickster spirit, as, despite its proclivities for people-eating, it is capable of intelligent speech and desires to play in a rock and roll band. Unless Wooley himself is a purple person, it can be safely assumed that the purple people eater’s primary provender includes people and purple people alike. Wooley refers to the purple eater as feeding on purple people, but it also states that it would not eat Wooley due to his “toughness”. Equally unclear is whether or not it is a threat to humans. It is evident that it is one-eyed, one-horned, and flying (presumably to distinguish it from the dreaded Three-Eyed Two-Horned Swimming Turquoise People Eater), and it may also be pigeon-toed and under-growed, but it is unclear whether the “purple” refers to its coloration or its diet. Unfortunately descriptions of the purple people eater are vague. Purple People Eater, whats your line He said its eatin purple people and it sure is fine But thats not the reason that I came to land I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band. Consuming rappers and leechers, Im not a human. The primary source for it comes from Wooley, who describes its activities from a purported first-hand encounter. Bitch, Im the one eyed one horned flying purple people eater. The One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple People Eater is a creature from North American folklore. Writer(s): sheb wooleyLyrics powered by Flying Purple People Eater, Purple People Eater ![]() Well I saw the thing coming out of the sky It had one long horn and one big eye I commenced to shakin' and I said oo-wee It looks like a purple people eater to me It was a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater It was a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater It was a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater Sure looks strange to me One eye? Well, he came down to earth and he lit in a tree I said Mr Purple People Eater don't eat me I heard him say in a voice so gruff I wouldn't eat you 'cos you're so tough It was a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater One-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater It sure looks strange to me One horn? I said Mr Purple People Eater what's your line He said eating purple people and it sure is fine But that's not the reason that I came to land I wanna get a job in a rock 'n roll band Well bless my soul rock 'n roll flying' purple people eater Pigeon-toed under-towed flyin' purple people eater We wear short shorts friendly little people eater What a sight to see! Well, he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground He started to rock really rockin' around It was a crazy ditty with a swinging tune Wop bop a lula wop bam boom Well bless my soul rock and roll flying purple people eater Pigeon-toed under-towed flyin' purple people eater I wear short shorts friendly little people eater What a sight to see Well he went on his way and then what do you know I saw him last night on a TV show He was a blowin' it out and really knockin' them dead Playing rock 'n roll music through the horn in his head! Taquila ![]()
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